Holy Water is No Match for the Flu Virus

Here is an invention that will help keep the overrated swine flu virus away from the church.

Virus Free Holy Water

ROME – An Italian inventor has combined faith and ingenuity to come up with a way to keep church traditions alive for the faithful without the fear of contracting swine flu — an electronic holy water dispenser.


Apparently prayers and offerings to God are not enough to keep the swine flu virus at bay. If the ‘faithful’ had enough faith, why would there be any place for fear of contracting the flu virus? I mean this is not some wayside store that’s giving you a glass of water. This is holy water in the house of God, or am I wrong here?

I’d say a God that can’t protect its own water, can’t really do anything. Why would you need an invention to protect Holy Water otherwise?

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